Write down your own Jokes using the word Nothing! Keep it short, sweet & easy to laugh. This thought came in to my mind and wanted to share with you all. You can comment your jokes below. Let’s all have a bit of fun!

Plot: Mrs Shanti, Johnny’s English teacher was not happy with his marks sheet.

Teacher: “Johnny, your marks are disappointing. What do you want to achieve in life?”

Johnny: “Nothing.”

Teacher: “What are your goals for the future?”

Johnny: “Nothing.”

Teacher: “Do you have any ambitions at all?”

Johnny: “Nothing.”

Teacher: “Years from now, you’ll regret not having any goals. What do you want to be?”

Johnny: “Nothing.”

Years later…

Johnny: shows off his brand new Nothing Phone “See, Miss? I told you I’d achieve Nothing!” 🤣

Now the floor is yours!

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    For those who know the game 2 truths 1 lie:

    1. I have (N)othing (truth if you own a nothing product)
    2. I have something (also true)
    3. I have everything (the lie)

    I once tried this out with some friends. It was hilarious to see their response as they were flipping between statement 1 and 3

    The Incident with “Nothing” 😃

    Police checkpoint.

    Policeman: “What’s in your hand?”

    Me: “Nothing.”😁

    Policeman (suspicious): “But I can see something in your hand!”🤨

    Me: “Showing - It’s my Nothing (Earbuds)!”🥰

    Policeman: “Don’t try to be smart. What’s in your pocket?”🧐

    Me: “Nothing.”😜

    Policeman (angry): “Show me!”

    I take out my Nothing Phone.🥰

    Now I’m trying to explain tech branding to avoid spending the night in the police station!😋

    When nothing phone 2 user see every update changelogs for camera update

    What they found ‘Nothing’

    zygerboy

    Why did the Nothing Company hire a stand-up comedian?

    To ensure their products were nothing short of hilarious!

      Louis ☕️ changed the title to Nothing Jokes & Puns .

      Q. What does nothing phone developers listen about nothing phone 2 users camera updates?

      A. Nothing