Anonymous931 Wow, you’re right. How dare anyone suggest improvements to a product they paid for! I mean, who needs modern features when you have vibes, right?
I bought a bicycle — it came with two wheels, a handlebar, and a seat made of concrete. Meanwhile, other companies thought, “Hey, let’s make this actually enjoyable to use,” and added things like cushioned seats and brakes that don’t scream for help. But nah, let’s all just suffer in silence because minimalism.
And spam posts of people who are suggesting improvements.
Bro, minimalism isn’t about proudly missing features — it’s about smart simplicity, not glorified inconvenience.
But hey, you keep riding your featureless fixie into the sunset, and we’ll keep asking for progress like the rest of the modern world.
