Anonymous931 Wow, youāre right. How dare anyone suggest improvements to a product they paid for! I mean, who needs modern features when you have vibes, right?
I bought a bicycle ā it came with two wheels, a handlebar, and a seat made of concrete. Meanwhile, other companies thought, āHey, letās make this actually enjoyable to use,ā and added things like cushioned seats and brakes that donāt scream for help. But nah, letās all just suffer in silence because minimalism.
And spam posts of people who are suggesting improvements.
Bro, minimalism isnāt about proudly missing features ā itās about smart simplicity, not glorified inconvenience.
But hey, you keep riding your featureless fixie into the sunset, and weāll keep asking for progress like the rest of the modern world.
